Assistant Master of Ceremonies: So having venerated the altar, you take the thurible and reverently, and precisely, swing it over the centre of the altar....
Pope: So the Australian bishops at tomorrows paintballing game plan to take the high ground!
Cdl Pell: If you come any closer, Son, I'll headbutt you!
Mgr Gaswein: People are always trying to hypnotize the Holy Father. It never works.